{"product_id":"bloody-mary-towel","title":"Bloody Mary Towel","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eBring a little sass to your kitchen with our \u003cstrong data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"174\"\u003e“You Say Tomato, I Say Bloody Mary”\u003c\/strong\u003e tea towel! This Bloody Mary design is the perfect blend of cheeky humor and classic style — ideal for brunch lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, and anyone who believes tomatoes are best served with vodka.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eMade from 100% cotton and sized at 28\"x28\", this towel is soft, absorbent, and durable enough for everyday use. Whether you’re dressing up your bar cart, gifting it to a Bloody Mary–obsessed friend, or adding a fun touch to your holiday brunch spread, this towel is guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eCheers to kitchen towels that speak your language! 🍅✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pine and Fiber Co. Clothing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62597576491167,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0500\/7595\/9455\/files\/BloodyMaryTowel.png?v=1764173141","url":"https:\/\/www.pineandfiberco.com\/products\/bloody-mary-towel","provider":"Pine and Fiber Co. ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}